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Surviving the Roads of The Chocolate City
Yo Paco! Nice Taco. 
25th-Sep-2007 04:38 pm
cadillac
The crap people do to their vehicles never ceases to amaze me...

Yesterday on my way down to class, I came up behind a beater of a Toyota pickup. The owner, cool dude that he is, had popped the first two and last to letters off of the manufacturer's plate everywhere it appeared, changing his Toyota into a mere 'yo'. We've all seen this before...but this particular Yo used to be a Tacoma...and if you pop the last two letters off of that, your Toyota Tacoma turns into a Yo Taco.

But driving the only Yo Taco in town wasn't enough for our hero Paco...it wasn't truly distinctive without a hood ornament. And not just any hood ornament...but a 'Winged Victory' hood ornament from a Rolls.

And the final touch, to make the Taco truly Pacoriffic? The hood ornament wasn't even on the centerline; it was offset about three inches to the right.

So...yeah. If you see a tan Yo Taco with a poorly-installed hood ornament, feel free to laugh and point. I sure did!
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26th-Sep-2007 01:53 pm (UTC)
Some years ago, I was driving down the Connector one day behind a small, white Mitsubishi pick-up truck. This truck had the manufacturer's name emblazoned across the tailgate, except that the owner had removed the first s, the second i, and the second s.

MIT U B HI

It probably would have worked better if he had found a question mark sticker to add to the end.
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